February 2012
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via jefferymodick)
namaste nigga: how to decode a person with an... →
euclase:
things we are trying to do all the time:
be safe
things we can’t help but do all the time:
second-guess ourselves
behave impulsively and reactively
take everything personally
worry
worry
worry
have difficulty accepting compliments
have difficulty reciprocating friendly…
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as tribute.
rightchilde asked: happy birthday i love you i hope u have typical 18 yr old fun and whatnot stay fab breast friend
IM EIGHTEEN BITCHES
t-minus 2 hours until I am 18
drake: y.o.l.o
cats: wat.
friend: what's your middle name
me: daniel
friend: can i call you daniel
me: no
friend: why
me: because
the ting tings: that's not my name
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sherlock-hound:
translator’s note when i say flirt i mean flirt in theory im too shy to actually flirt unless im completely plied with alcohol so my strategy is to just glance occasionally at people i like and hope they somehow understand that we should be madly in love
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
wvnderbar:
more sad news from hollywood today: rapper pitbull was found alive in his apartment earlier this morning by a family member
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dopefishlives:
omg skrillex is dating ellie goulding what
oh lord
cremation: for those who don't think what chris... →
grrrlvirus:
“Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown’s cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.
“A verbal argument ensued and…
so is quinn no longer crazy & forever single now
AND HOLY SHIT THAT KISS JUST NOW OMG
raccoonsociety:
Party Poison’s hair is red, His jacket is blue, If you were a killjoy, I wouldn’t ghost you.
adamusprime:
roses are haha
violets are dude
i’m so fucking high
this weed is dankkkk
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ohhhh shit
