February 2012
3 tags
Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as tribute.
raccoonsociety asked: happy birthday i love you i hope u have typical 18 yr old fun and whatnot stay fab breast friend
IM EIGHTEEN BITCHES
t-minus 2 hours until I am 18
drake: y.o.l.o
cats: wat.
friend: what's your middle name
me: daniel
friend: can i call you daniel
me: no
friend: why
me: because
the ting tings: that's not my name
1 tag
sherlock-hound:
translator’s note when i say flirt i mean flirt in theory im too shy to actually flirt unless im completely plied with alcohol so my strategy is to just glance occasionally at people i like and hope they somehow understand that we should be madly in love
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
wvnderbar:
more sad news from hollywood today: rapper pitbull was found alive in his apartment earlier this morning by a family member
3 tags
dopefishlives:
omg skrillex is dating ellie goulding what
oh lord
cremation: for those who don't think what chris... →
grrrlvirus:
“Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown’s cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.
“A verbal argument ensued and…
so is quinn no longer crazy & forever single now
AND HOLY SHIT THAT KISS JUST NOW OMG
raccoonsociety:
Party Poison’s hair is red, His jacket is blue, If you were a killjoy, I wouldn’t ghost you.
adamusprime:
roses are haha
violets are dude
i’m so fucking high
this weed is dankkkk
2 tags
ohhhh shit
kristenisafaggot:
the maine like conquered 2008 and 2009 those were the best years for them
